Sheldon Lee Cooper's Quotes

Dr.Sheldon Cooper's Quotes

Leonard Hofstadter: What are you doing?

Sheldon Cooper: Trying to get the hair out of my eyes.

Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, you are one day late for your haircut.

Sheldon Cooper: Thank you for captioning my nightmare.

Penny: You know, Sheldon, I used to cut my brother's hair. I could do it for you.

Sheldon Cooper: Penny, I know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill-folk. But here in town we don't churn our own butter, we don't make dresses out of gunny sacks, and sure-as-shootin' don't get our hair cut by bottle blonde...

Leonard Hofstadter: [interrupting] Sheldon, be nice!

Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry. It's the bad boy attitude that comes with this hair.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, you're ruining girlfriend-boyfriend sing-along night.

Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry, I'm looking for a barber, and I'm running out of time. My hair is growing at the rate of four point six yoctometers per femtosecond. And if you're quiet, you can hear it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: What about Supercuts?

Sheldon Cooper: I tried once. They do men's and women's hair in the same room at the same time. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.

Penny: Why did you get bongos?

Sheldon Cooper: Richard Feynman played the bongos. I thought I'd give that a try.

Leonard Hofstadter: Richard Feynman was a famous physicist.

Penny: Leonard, it's three o'clock in the morning! I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt!

Penny: Where are you going?

Sheldon Cooper: Wherever the music takes me, kitten.